If you've been sent to The Citadel of Despair, here are things you should know:

1) If you are not rescued within two weeks, you will remain Trapped for all Time in The Citadel.

2) You are allowed to ask for help from anyone who will listen. Anyone can plead for your release, but you cannot ask for your own release........I won't even consider listening to you ;)

3) This is not such a bad place *snicker* ........ you will be given some lovely gifts during your stay ..... first of all is the wrist jewelry ...... these nice sturdy cast-iron bracelets double most conveniently as shackles. Of course you will be supplied with a lovely fruit basket..........don't mind the fruit flies buzzing around, there is just probably a rotten apple in the bunch, and a rotten banana, pear, avocado, oranges. Well, the whole thing is rotten, but when you're really hungry, anything tastes good. Muhahahaha!! Ah, but don't fret, I'll trade you something more appetizing if you're willing to spare a skin sample or two.

4) If you need a letter to email to friends and acquaintances asking them to rescue you, here is a sample you may copy and edit to your liking:

Dear (fill in blank),

I have been banished into The Citadel of Despair at Mystickal Realms!! I need to be rescued within two weeks, or I will remain Trapped for all Time, and my future after that may include shock therapy, and other unpleasantness. I may even be a guest for dinner (but Vampires live here, so I may be the main course). This is a scary place, and I need you to please fill out a release form, and rescue me!! Here is the link: http://www.twopagans.com/capture/rescue.htm.

Thanks in advance (fill in any further personal comments)

(Your Name)

5) I know the urge for revenge is strong, BUT YOU CANNOT BANISH SOMEONE IF YOU ARE IN HERE!! You can if you have been rescued. Don't try to be sneaky. I'll be watching you all very closely!!

6) Also, just a note you may want to make.........anyone who tries to "banish" me, or push me into a cell and lock the door will be joining me. *snicker* This you can be assured of. It is not wise to try banish Dr. Necessitor. The three-eyed ogre will let me out immediately, and YOU shall take my place.

If you have any further questions, please send an email to Dr. Necessitor